Sunday, October 21, 2007

Cheesehenge!


It's a chemically produced cracker, slathered with chemically propelled Easy Cheese and topped with chemically colored Goldfish! It is so nefarious, so contemptible, such an utter affront to that which has sustained humanity throughout its history which we call food, that it could only have been conceived in the debaucherous, dante-esque netherworld that was Abby J's going away party. It is, in short, pure Evil.

But damn, that shit was tasty!

Of course, now that Abby has been immortalized (and her fledgling jewelry business shamelessly promoted) on my blog, it should be noted that she will not be allowed back within the city limits of Portland unless she has a snow globe, and perhaps a recipe or two, from southeast Asia to present to your humble author upon her return...

1 comment:

Abby J said...

No wonder it's one of the Seven Wonders of the Ancient Mind! I mean, look at that thing, it's glorious! And I feel lucky to have gotten a bite before you guys emptied the cheese can.
Glad you had a good time and discovered something new in the food world. Just keep in mind it's not something for every day consumption, but more for a culinary treat for special occasions. That shit will kill you.
(And that's for the plug.)