Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Hey, Ann... Why the Long Face?


It would seem that the horsey, skeletal right wing bile factory (and probable Andy Kaufmann alter-ego) called Ann Coulter has had its jaw broken and wired shut... Dreams do come true, after all! No comment from either Bob Zmuda or Tony Clifton at this time...

2 comments:

jabuspub said...

I've had my jaw wired shut - for eight weeks in 1994 - and I used to say that I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy. I think I just changed my mind. Did she break her jaw while munching on a shit sandwich? Or did her mouth go on strike for all the crazy, fucked up things she has said? "You can't handle the tooth!"

tommy said...

The notion that her jaw may have broken itself out of pity for the whole of humanity did cross my mind...