Enjoy the Ride Back Down, Boys!

That there is Theodore Roosevelt IV, managing director of Lehman Brothers. Or should I say, former managing director...

In what has to be a contender for the best blog post ever, courtesy of sorryimissedyourparty.com, the vacuous foiblery of Wall Street is laid bare by way of its own imagery. The schadenfreude of this is just priceless. The best thing about it is imagining each and every one of these half-witted frat boys in their ill-fitting Men's Warehouse suits desperately scrambling to find work at their local Starbucks.

I'll have a venti half-caf skim white chocolate mocha with 2% foam, Teddy. And hop to it, boy, I have a job to get to!